其實我本來要寫首日文歌
(欸勒)我不想了
我發現 my ex is dating a 日本哥
(欸勒)日文課都被當了
當初你說我們不合我說我改姓何
(欸勒)名字也改叫鮭魚算了
前面直走看到超商右轉然後倒車
(欸勒)連導航他都在搞我了
(等等)我覺得不太可能
(這些)絕對是GPS搞的搞的搞的
讓我變成了 不折不扣牛三寶本人
(人生)的路上太多紅燈
(還要)聽到那些討厭笑聲罵聲花生
我何苦呢
(突然我覺得)
蟹蟹你窩不需要惹
泥的那ㄍ導航垃圾
永遠在重新計算中
帶窩前往希望落空
把膩ㄉ髒手給拿開
還在一團謊言中打轉
Turn left, turn right
伍窩哦喔偶
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
就說你太年輕
這裡老人臭小心
真的是要聽進去
以前哪有導航路我都自己記
真的走錯過才能夠記得清楚
像那些老司機繞你遠路不會辛苦
當你駕駛在路上
拜託抬起頭
好好看前面
不要只會看Google
沒GPS的時候就被牽著鼻子走
哪天醒來發現身邊的人你根本都不懂
我的導航也是會偶爾小失靈
最後還是只能靠自己
偵測不到有太多的
Crazy b#tch
Need to be recalculated
即便高科技
還是得要當心
我這麼聰明
怎麼可能遠離
一直不斷遠離
我目的地
(突然我覺得)
蟹蟹你窩不需要惹
泥的那ㄍ導航垃圾
永遠在重新計算中
帶窩前往希望落空
把膩ㄉ髒手給拿開
還在一團謊言中打轉
Turn left, turn right
伍窩哦喔偶
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
你看你又走錯惹
這個路線搞砸惹
就連路邊的老鼠
都比你認真
你就繼續慢慢等
多少時間可以混
就憑你這樣的人
只能聽我的
全都去倒垃圾
蟹蟹你窩不需要惹
泥的那ㄍ導航垃圾
永遠在 重新計算中
帶窩前往希望落空
把膩ㄉ髒手給拿開
還在一團謊言中打轉
Turn left, turn right
伍窩哦喔偶
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
Find more lyrics at asialyrics.com
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重新計算中.. (Zhong Xin Ji Suan Zhong..) Lyrics Pinyin
Qishi wo benlai yao xie shou riwen ge
(ai lei) wo buxiangle
wo faxian my ex is dating a riben ge
(ai lei) riwen ke dou bei dangle
dangchu ni shuo women buhe wo shuo wo gaixing he
(ai lei) mingzi ye gai jiao guiyu suanle
qianmian zhi zou kan dao chao shang you zhuan ranhou daoche
(ai lei) lian daohang ta dou zai gao wole
(deng deng) wo juede bu tai keneng
(zhexie) juedui shi GPS gao de gao de gao de
rang wo bian cheng liao bu zhe bu kou niu sanbao benren
(rensheng) de lushang tai duo hong deng
(hai yao) tingdao naxie taoyan xiao sheng ma sheng huasheng
wo heku ne
(turan wo juede)
xie xie ni wo bu xuyao re
ni di nag daohang lese
yongyuan zai chongxin jisuan zhong
dai wo qianwang xiwang luokong
ba nid zang shou gei na kai
hai zai yi tuan huangyan zhong dazhuan
Turn left, turn right
wu wo o o ou
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
jiu shuo ni tai nianqing
zheli laoren chou xiaoxin
zhen de shi yao ting jinqu
yiqian na you daohang lu wo du ziji ji
zhen de zou cuoguo cai nenggou jide qingchu
xiang naxie lao siji rao ni yuanlu bu hui xinku
dang ni jiashi zai lushang
baituo tai qitou
haohao kan qianmian
buyao zhi hui kan Google
mei GPS de shihou jiu bei qianzhe bizi zou
na tian xing lai faxian shenbian de ren ni genben dou bu dong
wo de daohang yeshi hui ou’er xiao shiling
zuihou haishi zhi neng kao ziji
zhen ce bu dao you tai duo de
Crazy b#tch
Need to be recalculated
jibian gao keji
haishi de yao dangxin
wo zheme congming
zenme keneng yuanli
yizhi buduan yuanli
wo mudi de
(turan wo juede)
xie xie ni wo bu xuyao re
ni di nag daohang lese
yongyuan zai chongxin jisuan zhong
dai wo qianwang xiwang luokong
ba nid zang shou gei na kai
hai zai yi tuan huangyan zhong dazhuan
Turn left, turn right
wu wo o o ou
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
ni kan ni you zou cuo re
zhege luxian gao za re
jiu lian lu bian de laoshu
dou bi ni renzhen
ni jiu jixu man man deng
duoshao shijian keyi hun
jiu ping ni zheyang de ren
zhi neng ting wo de
quandou qu dao lese
xie xie ni wo bu xuyao re
ni di nag daohang lese
yongyuan zai chongxin jisuan zhong
dai wo qianwang xiwang luokong
ba nid zang shou gei na kai
hai zai yi tuan huangyan zhong dazhuan
Turn left, turn right
wu wo o o ou
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
Find more lyrics at asialyrics.com
重新計算中.. (Zhong Xin Ji Suan Zhong..) Lyrics English
Actually, I was going to write a Japanese song
(Hey Le) I don’t want to
i found out my ex is dating a japanese dude
(Hey Le) Japanese class is taken for granted
At the beginning you said we were not compatible, I said I changed my surname to He
(Hey) Let’s just change the name to Salmon
Go straight ahead and see a supermarket, turn right and back up
(Hey Le) Even the navigation is messing with me
(Wait) I don’t think so
(These) are definitely made by GPS
Let me become the real Niu Sanbao himself
There are too many red lights on the road (life)
(Also) hear those nasty laughs and curses at Peanuts
what am i doing
(suddenly I feel)
Crab, you don’t need to mess with your nest
Mud that ㄍ navigation garbage
always recalculating
Take the nest to the hope in vain
Get your dirty hands away
still spinning in a cloud of lies
Turn left, turn right
Wu Wo oh oh my
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
just say you’re too young
The old man here is stinky, be careful
really want to listen
I used to remember where there was a navigation route
Only when you really miss it can you remember clearly
It won’t be hard for those old drivers to drive you around
when you drive on the road
please hold your head up
take a good look at the front
Don’t just look at Google
Being led by the nose without GPS
One day you wake up and find that you don’t understand the people around you at all
My navigation also occasionally malfunctions
In the end, I can only rely on myself
Can’t detect too many
Crazy b#tch
Need to be recalculated
Even high tech
still have to be careful
i’m so smart
how can stay away
keep away
my destination
(suddenly I feel)
Crab, you don’t need to mess with your nest
Mud that ㄍ navigation garbage
always recalculating
Take the nest to the hope in vain
Get your dirty hands away
still spinning in a cloud of lies
Turn left, turn right
Wu Wo oh oh my
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
You see you went wrong again
this route f#cked up
even the rats on the side of the road
more serious than you
just keep waiting
how much time can mix
just rely on people like you
just listen to me
all take out the trash
Crab, you don’t need to mess with your nest
Mud that ㄍ navigation garbage
always recalculating
Take the nest to the hope in vain
Get your dirty hands away
still spinning in a cloud of lies
Turn left, turn right
Wu Wo oh oh my
Recalculate yourself, goodnight
Find more lyrics at asialyrics.com
RIKI Lyrics – 重新計算中.. (Zhong Xin Ji Suan Zhong..)
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