高校3年の時に盲腸になり 入院して手術の前の日に
看護師さんがバリカン 手に持って来たのさ
もちろん初体験の事 大事な毛を剃るんだ 剃毛
ああ ジョリジョリ どんどん毛が無くなってく
ああ まるで 小学生に戻った気分だよ
マジで誰にも見せられない ツルツルの象さん ここにいる
でも看護師さんには見せなくちゃ
チェックがあるんだ ちゃんと剃れているのか 剃毛
24歳の時 忘年会の出し物で 女装をする事になり
人生初めて すね毛 脇毛も剃るよ
アンダーヘアーは伸びたのに またまた毛を剃るんだ 剃毛
ああ あの時 ジャンケンで負けたのがいけない
ああ またか 生え始めのチクチク ヤダな
マジで彼女にも見せられない 威厳がなくなって 弱そうで
タンクトップは絶対着れない
アイドルでもあるまいし 男のかけらもない 剃毛
33歳の時に浮気がバレて 怒った彼女がバリカン買ってきた
もう二度としないように 剃毛の刑罰
お風呂で自分で泣きながら ジョリジョリ処理したのさ 剃毛
ああ 人生 何回剃毛すればいいの？
ああ 二度と 恥ずかしくて浮気はできないぞ
マジでこの姿で死にたくない ツルツルの象さん 飼ったまま
チクチクして痒くてたまらない
パンツを脱ぐ時は ジョリジョリ引っかかるのさ 剃毛
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ブリーフ＆トランクス – サラリーマン
ブリーフ&トランクス – ペチャパイ
剃毛 Lyrics Romanized
Koko 3-nen no toki ni mocho ni nari nyuin sh#te shujutsu no mae no hi ni
kankoshi-san ga barikan-te ni motte kita no sa
mochiron shotaiken no koto daijina ke o soru nda teimo
a jorijori dondon ke ga nakunatte ku
a marude shogakusei ni modotta kibunda yo
majide darenimo mise rarenai tsurutsuru no zo-san koko ni iru
demo kankoshi-san ni wa misenakucha
chekku ga aru nda chanto surete iru no ka teimo
24-sai no toki bonenkai no dashimono de joso o suru koto ni nari
jinsei hajimete suneke wakige mo soru yo
andahea wa nobitanoni matamata ke o soru nda teimo
a ano toki janken de maketa no ga ikenai
a mata ka hae hajime no chikuchiku Yadana
majide kanojo ni mo mise rarenai igen ga nakunatte yowa-sode
tanku toppu wa zettai ki renai
aidoru demoarumaishi otoko no kake-ra mo nai teimo
33-sai no toki ni uwaki ga barete okotta kanojo ga barikan kattekita
monidoto shinai yo ni teimo no keibatsu
o furo de jibun de nakinagara jorijori shori shita no sa teimo
a jinsei nankai teimo sureba i no?
A nidoto hazukashikute uwaki wa dekinai zo
majide kono sugata de shinitakunai tsurutsuru no zo-san katta mama
chikuchiku sh#te kayukute tamaranai
pantsu o nugu toki wa jorijori hikkakaru no sa teimo
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剃毛 Lyrics English
When I was in my third year of high school, I had an appendicitis and was hospitalized the day before surgery.
The nurse brought it to her hair clipper
Of course, the first experience is to shave important hair.
Oh her jolly jolly hair is disappearing
Oh she feels like she’s back in elementary school
She’s a slippery elephant she can’t really show to anyone She’s here
But I have to show it to the nurse
There’s a check Is she shaving properly?
At the age of 24, I was dressed as a woman at a year-end party
For the first time in her life she also shave her shin hair and armpit hair
Underhair has grown but she shave again Shaved
Oh, I shouldn’t lose at rock-paper-scissors at that time
Oh, it’s tingling at the beginning of growth again
She seems to be weak because her dignity that she can’t really show to her disappears
I can never wear a tank top
I’m not an idol, I don’t have a man’s fragment, shaving
She got angry when she was 33 years old because of her affair and she bought a hair clipper
Shaving punishment so as not to do it again
She was shaving while crying herself in the bath
Oh, how many times should I shave my life?
Oh, I’m embarrassed again and I can’t flirt
She really doesn’t want to die in this figure, she keeps a slippery elephant
It’s tingling and itchy
When she takes off her pants she gets caught in a shave
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ブリーフ＆トランクス Lyrics – 剃毛
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