ダイエット (Diet) Lyrics – たかやん (Takayan)

ダイエット (Diet) 歌詞 Lyrics by たかやん (Takayan)

溜まれば溜まるほど気分下がって　己の内側を壊し始める
取り入れ硬くなり　出ないその前に　無理矢理放出作戦開始

痩せたかったら夜ご飯に炭水化物は必要ないとか
野菜先に食べれば太りににくくなるとかまた
理由も知らずにやりすぎて自分の首を
絞める人が多すぎる　合う合わないも知らずに
脂質　たんぱく質　糖質　同じバランス　改善すりゃ　元気な感覚
皆を健康にさせるワンバース
ダイエット食品は胃を騙すだけなのさ
肉　野菜に　魚くん　いっぱい食べ　後日　輝く

間食でお菓子・アイス食うなら速攻バナナ食え
果物の力　君舐めすぎね。　美肌効果も半端じゃない
「太らないの？」って？大丈夫！　オリゴ糖だから安心する
自然由来で最高級　おいしい　新鮮で無い恐怖
で、お米代わりになる最強食材　「オートミール」
糖質ほかに　ビタミン　鉄分　まとまった奴が　ここにいる
まずい、きもいで有名なこの子だけど
納豆かければ見た目きもいけど味は全然おいしいぞ！
(おいしいぞ！)

ダイエットには近道なんて存在しない
ただ楽しく美味しく毎日続ければそのうち結果は出るさ
辞めないで　自分信じて　食事改善に運動もして
君が目指すのは石原さとみ
俺が目指すのはロニーコールマン

溜まれば溜まるほど気分下がって　己の内側を壊し始める
取り入れ硬くなり　出ないその前に　無理矢理放出作戦開始

でもやっぱ食事と運動よりも　当たり前でも大事なことがあるよ
みんなもよく言うあいつがいるよ　一番大事なのは…。

うんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんち
ウザい奴　うんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんち
うんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんちうんち

うんちうんち　これしなけりゃマジFoolish
全てを変える恩人　やっぱおいしいクーリッシュ
うんちうんち　腸内環境は第一
わかめとこんぶは恩人　柔らかくする超人
お肌が荒れる　原因は多分睡眠と大便
薬に頼る　そしたら絶対栄養偏る
自分に清く　うんちと腸は嘘をつかぬ
絶対掴む　うんちを出して夢を掴む

ダイエットには近道なんて存在しない
ただ楽しく美味しく毎日続ければそのうち結果は出るさ
辞めないで　自分信じて　食事改善に運動もして
君が目指すのは松岡茉優
俺が目指すのはもちろんシュワちゃん

溜まれば溜まるほど気分下がって
己の内側を壊し始める
取り入れ硬くなり　出ないその前に
無理矢理放出作戦開始

でもやっぱ食事と運動よりも
当たり前でも大事なことがあるよ
みんなもよく言うあいつがいるよ
一番大事なのは…。

うんち。
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ダイエット (Diet) Lyrics Romanized

Tamareba tamaru hodo kibun sagatte onore no uchigawa o kowashi hajimeru
toriire kataku nari denai so no mae ni muriyari hōshutsu sakusen kaishi

yasetakattara yoru gohan ni tansuikabutsu wa hitsuyō nai toka
yasai sakini tabereba futori ni nikuku naru toka mata
riyū mo shirazu ni yari sugite jibun no kubi o
shimeru hito ga ō sugiru au awanai mo shirazu ni
shishitsu tanpakushitsu tōshitsu onaji baransu kaizen surya genkina kankaku
mina o kenkō ni sa seru wanbāsu
daietto shokuhin wa i o damasu dakena no sa
niku yasai ni sakana-kun ippai tabe gojitsu kagayaku

kanshoku de okashi aisu kuunara sokkō banana kue
kudamono no chikara-kun name sugi ne. Bihada kōka mo hanpa janai
`futoranai no?’ Tte? Daijōbu! Origo-tōdakara anshin suru
shizen yurai de sai kōkyū oishī shinsendenai kyōfu
de, o Amerika kawari ni naru saikyō shokuzai `ōtomīru’
tōshitsu hoka ni bitamin tetsubun matomatta yatsu ga koko ni iru
mazui,ki moide yūmeina kono ko dakedo
nattō kakereba mitameki moikedo aji wa zenzen oishī zo!
(Oishī zo!)

Daietto ni wa chikamichi nante sonzaishinai
tada tanoshiku oishiku mainichi tsudzukereba sonōchi kekka wa deru-sa
yamenaide jibun shinjite shokuji kaizen ni undō mo sh#te
kimi ga mezasu no wa ishihara satomi
ore ga mezasu no wa ronīkōruman

tamareba tamaru hodo kibun sagatte onore no uchigawa o kowashi hajimeru
toriire kataku nari denai so no mae ni muriyari hōshutsu sakusen kaishi

demo yappa shokuji to undō yori mo atarimae demo daijina koto ga aru yo
min’na mo yoku iu aitsu ga iru yo ichiban daijina no wa….

Unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi
Uza i yakko unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi
unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi unchi

unchi unchi kore shinakerya maji Foolish
subete o kaeru onjin yappa oishī kūrisshu
unchi unchi chōnaikankyō wa dai ichi
wakame to konbu wa onjin yawarakakusuru chōjin
o hadagaareru gen’in wa tabun suimin to daiben
-yaku ni tayoru soshitara zettai eiyō katayoru
jibun ni kiyoku unchi to chō wa uso o tsukanu
zettai tsukamu unchi o dashite yume o tsukamu

daietto ni wa chikamichi nante sonzaishinai
tada tanoshiku oishiku mainichi tsudzukereba sonōchi kekka wa deru-sa
yamenaide jibun shinjite shokuji kaizen ni undō mo sh#te
kimi ga mezasu no wa matsuoka mayu
ore ga mezasu no wa mochiron shuwa-chan

tamareba tamaru hodo kibun sagatte
onore no uchigawa o kowashi hajimeru
toriire kataku nari denai so no mae ni
muriyari hōshutsu sakusen kaishi

demo yappa shokuji to undō yori mo
atarimae demo daijina koto ga aru yo
min’na mo yoku iu aitsu ga iru yo
ichiban daijina no wa….

Unchi.
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ダイエット (Diet) Lyrics English

The more I collect, the more I’m feeling down and start to break inside
It became hard to take in, and before it did not come out, forcibly release operation started

If you want to lose weight
If you eat vegetables first, it will be difficult for you to gain weight.
I don’t know why
There are too many people to squeeze without knowing that they do not fit
The same balance of lipid, protein, and sugar should be improved to create a healthy feeling.
Oneverse to make everyone healthy
Diet foods just cheat the stomach
Eat lots of meat and vegetables with fish, and shine at a later date

If you eat snacks and ice cream with snacks, eat haste banana
The power of fruit, you lick it too much.　Beautiful skin effect is not odd
“Are you not fat?” All right! ♪ It is safe because it is an oligosaccharide
The finest, natural-derived tasty, not fresh
So, the strongest food alternative to rice, “Oatmeal”
In addition to sugar, there is a man with vitamin iron
This girl is famous for his bad feelings
If it’s natto, it looks good but the taste is delicious!
(It’s delicious!)

There are no shortcuts on a diet
Just enjoy it and enjoy it everyday, and you’ll get results
Don’t quit, believe in yourself, exercise to improve your diet
You aim at Satomi Ishihara
I’m aiming for Ronnie Coleman

The more I collect, the more I’m feeling down and start to break inside
It became hard to take in, and before it did not come out, forcibly release operation started

But after all, there are important things that are more natural than eating and exercising.
There is a guy that everyone often says… The most important thing is…

Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop
Annoying guy Punch Poop Poop Punch Poop Punch Poop Punch Poop
Poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop

Poo Poo, this must be Seriously Foolish
The benefactor who changes everything
Poop Poop is the first intestinal environment
Wakame and Konbu are benefactors
Causes of rough skin are probably sleep and stool
Relying on medicine
Purify yourself, poop and intestines do not lie
Absolutely grasp

There are no shortcuts on a diet
Just enjoy it and enjoy it everyday, and you’ll get results
Don’t quit, believe in yourself, exercise to improve your diet
You are aiming for Matsuyu Matsuoka
Of course I am aiming for Shuwa

The more you collect, the less you feel
Start breaking inside
Before it becomes harder and does not come out
Forced release operation started

But after all, rather than eating and exercising
There are important things to take for granted
There is a guy that everyone often says
The most important thing is…

Poop.
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たかやん (Takayan) Lyrics – ダイエット (Diet)

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ダイエット (Diet)