ボクは何で捕まらなかったんだろう Lyrics – あべりょう

ボクは何で捕まらなかったんだろう 歌詞 Lyrics by あべりょう

逗子公園で米兵とつるんでマリファナやってたら
警官3人に囲まれたけど米兵にビビって
米兵も基地抜けて遊んでるから警官にビビり
お互いちょっと世間話して警官は去ってった

首と太ももの内側は死ぬからやめとけと言われ
イラつく医者の息子にキレてビール瓶で首殴り
殺人未遂逮捕され馬車道の検察に勾留
医者の親が世間体考えて告訴取り下げた

「オマエ、もう来なくていいよ」と検察に言われ
「なんで？」と聴きながら釈放
クスリを売ってる反社の事務所にインタビューしろって
ディレクターに言われマイク隠して潜入レポーター

地下に連れてかれマイクの無線切れてアタフタしたら
反社にマイクがバレて「なにコレ？」と聞かれました
「マイクだよ」と答えたら「オマエ誰よ？」と言われて
「レポーターです」と答えた

まじでヤバってなったけどボクは何で捕まらなかったんだろう？
警官も医者も反社もカテゴリー的には一緒の部類なキャスティング
まじでヤバってなったけど何で指詰められなかったんだろう？
警官も医者も反社もとどのつまりは可愛げのある人間だからかなぁ

脚本書いてレポーターもこなして編集も
一人でヤッてると頭の中で伏線と回収の答え合わせがこんがらがっちゃって
まじでヤバってなったけどボクは何で捕まらなかったんだろう？
警官も医者も反社もカテゴリー的には一緒の部類なキャスティング

まじでヤバってなったけどボクは何で殺されなかったんだろう？
人生の幸せなんてさぁ所詮思い出になるネタの量で決まるけどね
場数の少ない奴らが居酒屋で人生語るの聴くと
ちゃんちゃらおかしいけどなんか可愛くて笑っちゃうんだよ幸せでいいね
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ボクは何で捕まらなかったんだろう Lyrics Romanized

Zushi koen de beihei to tsurunde marifana yattetara
keikan 3-ri ni kakoma retakedo beihei ni bibitte
beihei mo kichi nukete ason derukara keikan ni bibiri
otagai chotto yokenbanashi sh#te keikan wa sattetta

kubi to futomomo no uchigawa wa shinukara yame toke to iwa re
iratsuku isha no musuko ni kirete biru bin de kubi naguri
satsujin misui taiho sa re bashado no kensatsu ni koryu
isha no oya ga sekentei kangaete kokuso torisageta

`omae, mo konakute i yo’ to kensatsu ni iwa re
`nande?’ To kikinagara shakuho
kusuri o utteru han-sha no jimusho ni intabyu shiro tte
direkuta ni iwa re maiku kakushite sen’nyu repota

chika ni tsurete kare maiku no musen kirete atafuta shitara
han-sha ni maiku ga barete `nani kore?’ To kika remashita
`maikuda yo’ to kotaetara `omae dare yo?’ To iwa rete
`repotadesu’ to kotaeta

majide yaba tte nattakedo boku wa nani de tsukamaranakatta ndarou?
Keikan mo isha mo han sha mo kategori-teki ni wa issho no buruina kyasutingu
majide yaba tte nattakedo nande yubi tsume rarenakatta ndarou?
Keikan mo isha mo han sha mo todonotsumari wa kawai-ge no aru ningendakara ka na

kyakuhon kaite repota mo konashite henshu mo
hitori de yatteruto atama no naka de f#kusen to kaishu no kotae-awase ga kongaragatchatte
majide yaba tte nattakedo boku wa nani de tsukamaranakatta ndarou?
Keikan mo isha mo han sha mo kategori-teki ni wa issho no buruina kyasutingu

majide yaba tte nattakedo boku wa nani de korosa renakatta ndarou?
Jinsei no shiawase nante sa~a shosen omoide ni naru neta no ryo de kimarukedo ne
bakazu no sukunai yatsura ga izakaya de jinsei kataru no kiku to
chancharaokashikedo nanka kawaikute waratchau nda yo shiawasede i ne
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ボクは何で捕まらなかったんだろう Lyrics English

If you’re doing marijuana with a U.S. soldier in Zushi Park
I was surrounded by three police officers, but I was scared by US soldiers
U.S. soldiers are also playing through the base, so I’m scared by the police
We talked a little with each other and the policeman left

The inside of the neck and thighs will die, so it is said to stop
Hit the neck with a beer bottle by being sharpened by the frustrated doctor’s son
Attempted murder arrested and detained at Bashamichi prosecution
The doctor’s parents withdrew the accusation due to public thinking

The prosecution said, “Oh, you don’t have to come anymore.”
Released while listening to “Why?”
Interview with the anti-company office that sells meds
Infiltrated reporter told by the director to hide the microphone

If you’re taken to the bas#ment and the microphone’s radio is cut off
Mike was caught by the anti-company and asked, “What is this?”
When I answered “It’s a microphone”, he said “Who are you?”
I answered “I’m a reporter”

I was really crazy, but why didn’t I get caught?
Casting that is the same category for police officers, doctors, and anti-company
I was really crazy, but why couldn’t I get my fingers stuck?
I wonder if police officers and doctors are both anti-company and in other words, cute people.

Write a script, do a reporter, and edit
When I was doing it alone, the hint and the answer of recovery got confused in my head
I was really crazy, but why didn’t I get caught?
Casting that is the same category for police officers, doctors, and anti-company

I was really crazy, but why didn’t I get killed?
The happiness of life is determined by the amount of material that will be a memory after all.
When people with few places talk about their lives at an izakaya
It’s funny, but it’s cute and makes me laugh. I’m happy and nice.
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