膀胱がパンパン Lyrics – あべりょう

膀胱がパンパン 歌詞 Lyrics by あべりょう

激烈な尿意　もはや終電の車内　放尿やむなし
無人の車両探して　匍匐前進中の日本兵さ
居酒屋　しょっぱいモノ食べ過ぎた　オレの腎臓　やむなし
血液の塩分濃度　下げようと　血管に尿再吸収

だから血圧が上がり　膀胱の尿意も減るはずが
相変わらず　オレの膀胱が　パンパンなのは　何故だ！？
それは　腎臓の下の膀胱から　尿が戻れないから
腰の上　背骨挟む　そら豆のカタチしてるのが　腎臓

左右に　血液ろ過し尿にする　糸球体が100万ずつ
風呂1杯分　血をろ過して　99%リサイクル
大切な塩分も　尿にせず　9割をリサイクル
水分調節　1日1lの　尿を作る

ペットボトル1本の　尿が溜まると　膀胱パンパン
男は前立腺　陰茎貫く　尿道に流し　排尿
女の尿道の長さ　男の3分の1
細菌入りやすく　膀胱炎　気をつけなければいけない

自律神経　膀胱の壁の筋肉　緩め
出口の筋肉が　ギュッと収縮し　尿を溜め込んでいる
逆に　入口収縮　出口の筋肉緩め
尿が尿道へ押し出され　排尿が始まる　あの快感の奴隷

膀胱に　尿が200ml溜まると　尿意を感じ
脳が　排尿できる場所　探せと指示する　「トイレを探せ！」
ヒトも　ネズミも　ゾウも　体のサイズにかかわらず
尿を出し切るまで　一律21秒かかる　その訳は

尿のニオイが　敵に気付かれても　逃げれる限界
21秒だから　ボクもそれ以内に　用を足して立ち去ろう
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膀胱がパンパン Lyrics Romanized

Gekiretsuna nyoi mohaya shuden no shanai honyo yamunashi
mujin no sharyo sagashite hof#ku zenshin-chu no nipponhei-sa
izakaya shoppai mono tabe sugita ore no jinzo yamunashi
ketsueki no enbun nodo sageyou to kekkan ni nyo sai kyushu

dakara ketsuatsu ga agari boko no nyoi mo heru hazu ga
aikawarazu ore no boko ga panpan’na no wa nazeda!?
Soreha jinzo no shita no boko kara nyo ga modorenaikara
koshi no ue sebone hasamu soramame no katachi shi teru no ga jinzo

sayu ni ketsueki roka shinyo ni suru ito kyutai ga 100 man zutsu
furo 1 paibun chi o roka sh#te 99-pasento risaikuru
taisetsuna enbun mo nyo ni sezu 9-wari o risaikuru
suibun chosetsu 1-nichi 1 l no nyo o tsukuru

pettobotoru 1-pon no nyo ga tamaru to boko panpan
otoko wa zenritsusen inkei tsuranuku nyodo ni nagashi hainyo
on’na no nyodo no naga-sa otoko no 3-bun’no 1
saikin hairi yasuku boko-en ki o tsukenakereba ikenai

jiritsu shinkei boko no kabe no kin’niku yurume
deguchi no kin’niku ga gyutto shushuku shi nyo o tamekonde iru
gyaku ni iriguchi shushuku deguchi no kin’niku yurume
nyo ga nyodo e oshidasa re hainyo ga hajimaru ano kaikan no dorei

boko ni nyo ga 200 ml tamaru to nyoi o kanji
no ga hainyo dekiru basho sagase to shiji suru `toire o sagase! ‘
Hito mo nezumi mo zo mo karada no saizu ni kakawarazu
nyo o dashikiru made ichiritsu 21-byo kakaru sono wake wa

nyo no nioi ga teki ni kidzuka rete mo nige reru genkai
21-byodakara boku mo sore inai ni yo o tashite tachisarou
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膀胱がパンパン Lyrics English

Intense urination is no longer urination in the car of the last train.
Japanese soldiers who are looking for an unmanned vehicle and are crawling forward
Izakaya and my kidney and unavoidable
Re -absorb urine in blood vessels to reduce the salt concentration of blood

So blood pressure should rise and the urination of the bladder should be reduced.
Why is my bladder as usual! ?
Because urine cannot return from the bladder under the kidneys
The kidney is the shape of the beans that sandwich the spine on the waist

Blood pills on the left and right and urine to use 1 million ginstorms
99%recycled by filtering blood for one bath
Recycle 90 % of important salt without urine
Make 1L of urine a day per day

Bladder bread when one plastic bottle accumulates
The man flows into the prostate p#n#s pierced urethra and urinates
A third of a man in a woman’s urethra
Easy to enter bacteria and you have to be careful about cystitis

Loosen muscles on the wall of the autonomic nervous bladder
The muscles at the exit shrinking tightly and accumulating urine
Conversely, the muscle loosening at the entrance contraction exit
Urine is pushed out into the urethra and urination begins that pleasure slave

I feel urination when 200ml of urine accumulates in the bladder
“Find the toilet!”
Humans, rats, and elephants, regardless of body size
It takes 21 seconds to get out of urine

The limit that can escape even if a urine odor is noticed by the enemy
It’s 21 seconds, so I’ll add it to me and leave.
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