小黃瓜 (Xiao Huang Gua) Lyrics – Li Dai Guo (李帶菓)

小黃瓜 (Xiao Huang Gua) 歌词 Lyrics by Li Dai Guo (李帶菓)

如果你 長的不是那麽美
小黃瓜
蔬菜薩拉的盤子直接裝你
一口把你吞下

幸好你 小眼珠對我請求
「麻煩你
先別捏我臉
陪我方個便

再換我尿布
照顧我一切
讓我感覺外面的
世界沒有比媽媽肚子裡差到哪裡去

可不可以」
哪裡有 哪裡有
在黑洞那麽平靜的時候
沒法保證

不能確定
你不會受傷
你不會傷心
我把你帶到這裡來

因為人工智能
需要更多的乖乖
幫它算出
人類到底…可不可愛

那個時候爸爸媽媽都不在了
所以不要忘記現在
如果你長的不是那麽美
小黃瓜
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小黃瓜 (Xiao Huang Gua) Lyrics Pinyin

Ruguo ni zhang de bushi namo mei
xiao huanggua
shucai sa la de panzi zhijie zhuang ni
yikou ba ni tun xia

xinghao ni xiao yanzhu dui wo qingqiu
`mafan ni
xian bie nie wo lian
pei wo fang ge bian

zai huan wo niaobu
zhaogu wo yiqie
rang wo ganjue waimian de
shijie meiyou bi mama duzi li cha dao nali qu

kebu keyi’
nali you nali you
zai heidong namo pingjing de shihou
mei fa baozheng

buneng queding
ni bu hui shoushang
ni bu hui shangxin
wo ba ni dai dao zheli lai

yin wei rengong zhineng
xuyao geng duo de guaiguai
bang ta suanchu
renlei daodi… Kebu ke’ai

nage shihou baba mama dou buzaile
suoyi buyao wangji xianzai
ruguo ni zhang de bushi namo mei
xiao huanggua
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小黃瓜 (Xiao Huang Gua) Lyrics English

If you are not so beautiful
Cucumber
Vegetable Sara’s tray directly load you
Swallow you

Fortunately, your little eyed is asking me.
“Trouble you
Don’t pinch my face first
Accompany us

Change my diaper
Take care of me everything
Let me feel outside
The world is not going to go in the mother’s stomach.

Can you?
Where is there?
When the black hole is so calm
Cannot guarantee

can not confirm
You won’t be injured
You won’t be sad
I will take you here.

Because of artificial intelligence
Need more 乖乖
Help it calculate
Humanity … cute

At that time, Mom and Dad were not there.
So don’t forget now
If you are not so beautiful
Cucumber
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Li Dai Guo (李帶菓) Lyrics – 小黃瓜 (Xiao Huang Gua)

Li Dai Guo (李帶菓)

小黃瓜 (Xiao Huang Gua)