あの日ボクは スーパーの特売 目指し クルマ飛ばす
時速300kmは 感知不可な ネズミ捕り オービス
だから 1秒ずつ 2倍の速度に 加速する ポルシェをベタ踏み
3秒後 時速40km 6秒後 300km
8秒後 1200kmで マッハ1に加速
20秒後 時速500万km 日本列島を 飛び出して
30秒後 時速10億km 光速寸前
1秒で 地球7周する ボクは光になる
フロントガラスの 前は青く 後ろは赤くなる ドップラー効果
車窓の 前は縮み 後ろは伸びていく ローレンツ収縮
加速エネルギーは 質量×光速の2乗に 縛られ
光速目前で 質量を無限にできず 加速の限界
進行方向に ポルシェは歪み ローレンツ収縮
運転席は 潰れて見えず クルマのケツしか 見えない
オービスに撮られたけど 誰が運転してたか 特定できず
証拠不十分だと 抗弁したけど 検察が無理に立件
相対性理論で 車内の時間 オービスより遅くなって
カーナビとオービスの 記録時間のズレを 法廷で主張し
裁判官は 苦々しい顔で 「犯人も時間も
特定できない以上 疑わしきは罰せず」 無罪判決
有機野菜と 書いてるのに 有機JASマークがなく
違法表示だと スーパー相手取り 次の法廷へ アクセル全開
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あべりょう – キミの歯は何本だ？
あべりょう – それを聴く者
光速で逃げ切れ Lyrics Romanized
Ano Ni~Tsu boku wa supa no tokubai mezashi kuruma tobasu
jisoku 300 km wa kanchi-f#kana nezumitori obisu
dakara 1-byo zutsu 2-bai no sokudo ni kasoku suru Porushe o beta fumi
3-byo-go jisoku 40 km 6-byo-go 300 km
8-byo-go 1200 km de mahha 1 ni kasoku
20-byo-go jisoku 500 man km nipponretto o tobidashite
30-byo-go jisoku 10 oku km kosoku sunzen
1-byo de chikyu 7-shu suru boku wa hikari ni naru
furontogarasu no mae wa aoku ushiro wa akakunaru doppura koka
shaso no mae wa chidjimi ushiro wa nobite iku rorentsu shushuku
kasoku enerugi wa shitsuryo × kosoku no 2-jo ni shibarare
kosoku mokuzen de shitsuryo o mugen ni dekizu kasoku no genkai
shinko hoko ni Porushe wa yugami rorentsu shushuku
unten seki wa tsuburete miezu kuruma no ketsu shika mienai
obisu ni tora retakedo dare ga unten shi teta ka tokutei dekizu
shoko fujubunda to koben shitakedo kensatsu ga muri ni rikken
sotaiseiriron de shanai no jikan obisu yori osoku natte
kanabi to obisu no kiroku jikan no zure o hotei de shucho shi
saibankan wa niganigashi kao de `han’nin mo jikan mo
tokutei dekinai ijo utagawashiki wa bassezu’ muzai hanketsu
yuki yasai to kai terunoni yuki jasu maku ga naku
iho hyojida to supa aitedori-ji no hotei e akuseru zenkai
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光速で逃げ切れ Lyrics English
That day I skip the car to sell supermarkets
300km / h is an unacceptable mouse catching orvis
So step on Porsche that accelerates to twice a second
300km / h 6 seconds later 300km after 3 seconds
Accelerate to Mach 1 at 1200km later
20 seconds later, 5 million km / h jump out of the Japanese archipelago
30 seconds later, 1 billion km / h on the verge of light speed
I get 7 laps in the earth in 1 second
Doppler effect that turns blue in front of the windshield and red back
The shrinking in front of the car window and the back extends Lorentz contract
Acceleration energy is tied to two square of mass x light speed
The limit of acceleration because the mass cannot be infinite in front of the light speed
Porsche is distorted Lorentz contraction in the direction of travel
The driver’s seat is crushed and cannot be seen and can only see the car #ss
It was taken by Orvis but I couldn’t specify who was driving
I responded that the evidence was insufficient, but the prosecutor forced the case
Time in the car is slower than Orbis in the car in relativity
Court asserts in the recording time of car navigation system and Orvis
The judge had a bitter face and said, “The criminal and time
As long as it can not be identified, doubt does not punish. ”
There is no organic JAS mark even though it is written as organic vegetables
If it is illegally displayed, the accelerator is fully opened to the next court
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あべりょう Lyrics – 光速で逃げ切れ
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