诶 请问你能总结一下
跟那些人机朋友聊天有什么特征吗？
我说:好饿 一天没吃饭
他说:没吃饭 你不饿吗
我说:饿呀 他说:别饿
“好累” “别累“
”想拉sh…” ”别拉”
给他发个 ”(>^ω^<)喵”
他回 -- 猫
它喵的老子又不瞎
我问:这不可爱吗
他说:确实 …哈哈哈
把我的关键词提炼 重新造句再发一遍
翻聊天记录不是笑死 就是笑死加捂脸
偶尔发句尊嘟假嘟 增加点互动体验
最后来句 有道理 包的 从此他就消逝不见
回了又像没回 咱俩不在同一个维度
什么鬼斧神工建造了这清奇的脑回路
我说你快给我转人工 别以为我心里没数
他却说这是他深思熟虑后的高情商回复
你这个人机给我转人工
你是发信息也不回
打电话也打不通
你这个人机给我转人工
你说人工客服繁忙 一切尽在不言中
我说:好困 一晚没睡觉
他说:没睡觉你不困吗
我说:困啊 他说:别困
好烦 别烦 “不想活了…”“别活”
发个抓狂的表情包 他回个 ？显得很无辜
我说:你就这么冷漠吗
他说:没有
从我发的表情包里面 选一个再发我一遍
把我的观点切片 加个语气词看起来更体面
最多加几个笑哭就是他表达能力的极限
不知疲倦在创造话题的我看起来真滴贱
分享个视频等他的反馈 心情跌宕起伏
他回个 哈哈绝了 来证明已读是真的已读
我说这个视频讲述的是个悲惨的故事
他连忙复制个评论零帧起手转人工客服
你这个人机给我转人工
你是发信息也不回打电话也打不通
你这个人机给我转人工
你说人工客服繁忙一切尽在不言中
虽然他乱码的语言足以让量子对撞
但我还是想把你当作我的倾诉对象
我没忘记他对我的好不停留在嘴上
我的人机朋友就让我给你提供词汇量
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人机朋友 (Ren Ji Peng You) Lyrics Pinyin
Ei qingwen ni neng zongjie yixia
gen naxie ren ji pengyou liaotian you she me tezheng ma?
Wo shuo: Hao e yitian mei chifan
ta shuo: Mei chifan ni bu e ma
wo shuo: E ya ta shuo: Bie e
“hao lei” “bie lei “
” xiang la sh…” ” bie la”
gei ta fa ge”(>^o^<) miao”
ta hui -- mao
ta miao de laozi you bu xia
wo wen: Zhe bu ke'ai ma
ta shuo: Queshi…hahaha
ba wo de guanjian ci tilian chongxin zaoju zai fa yibian
fan liaotian jilu bushi xiao si jiushi xiao si jia wu lian
ou'er fa ju zun du jia du zengjia dian hudong tiyan
zuihou lai ju you daoli bao de congci ta jiu xiaoshi bujian
huile you xiang mei hui zan lia buzai tong yige weidu
shenme guifushengong jianzaole zhe qing qi de nao huilu
wo shuo ni kuai gei wo zhuan rengong bie yiwei wo xinli mei shu
ta queshuo zhe shi ta shensishulu hou de gao qingshang huifu
ni zhege ren ji gei wo zhuan rengong
ni shi fa xinxi ye bu hui
da dianhua ye da butong
ni zhege ren ji gei wo zhuan rengong
ni shuo rengong kefu fanmang yiqie jin zai bu yan zhong
wo shuo: Hao kun yi wan mei shuijiao
ta shuo: Mei shuijiao ni bu kun ma
wo shuo: Kun a ta shuo: Bie kun
hao fan bie fan “buxiang huole…”“bie huo”
fa ge zhua kuang de biaoqing bao ta hui ge ? Xiande hen wugu
wo shuo: Ni jiu zheme lengmo ma
ta shuo: Meiyou
cong wo fa de biaoqing bao limian xuan yige zai fa wo yibian
ba wo de guandian qiepian jia ge yuqi ci kan qilai geng timian
zuiduo jia ji ge xiao ku jiushi ta biaoda nengli de jixian
buzhi pijuan zai chuangzao huati de wo kan qilai zhen di jian
fenxiang ge shipin deng ta de fankui xinqing diedang qifu
ta hui ge ha ha juele lai zhengming yi du shi zhen de yi du
wo shuo zhege shipin jiangshu de shige beican de gushi
ta lianmang fuzhi ge pinglun ling zheng qi shou zhuan rengong kefu
ni zhege ren ji gei wo zhuan rengong
ni shi fa xinxi ye bu hui da dianhua ye da butong
ni zhege ren ji gei wo zhuan rengong
ni shuo rengong kefu fanmang yiqie jin zai bu yan zhong
suiran ta luanma de yuyan zuyi rang liangzi dui zhuang
dan wo haishi xiang ba ni dang zuo wo de qingsu duixiang
wo mei wangji ta dui wo de haobu tingliu zai zui shang
wo de ren ji pengyou jiu rang wo gei ni ti gong cihui liang
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人机朋友 (Ren Ji Peng You) Lyrics English
Eh, please summarize
Are there any characteristics of chatting with those friends and machine friends?
I said: I’m so hungry for a day I haven’t eaten
He said: Aren’t you hungry without eating?
I said: Hungry, he said: Don’t be hungry
“So tired”, “Don’t tired”
“Want to pull sh …” “Don’t pull”
Send him a “(>^ω^<) meow"
He returns -cat
Its meow Lao Tzu is not blind
I asked: Is this not cute?
He said: Indeed ... hahaha
Remake my keywords and send them again
Turn the chat history either laughed or laughed to death and cover the face
Occasionally, Zun Dudu adds a point interactive experience
The last sentence makes sense, he has disappeared from now on
It's not like we are not in the same dimension without returning.
What kind of ghost ax is a magical work to build this clear brain circuit
I said you will give me an artificial manner, don't think I don't count in my heart
He said that this was a high -emotional quotient reply after his thoughtful thoughts
You human -computer transferred me artificially
You are sending messages and you will not reply
Can't make a phone call
You human -computer transferred me artificially
You said that the busy customer service is busy everything
I said: I'm so sleepy for a night without sleeping
He said: Are you not sleepy without sleeping?
I said: sleepy, he said: Don't be sleepy
Don't bother, "Don't want to live ..." "Don't live"
Send a crazy expression and bag him back? It looks very innocent
I said: Are you so indifferent?
He said: No
Choose one from the emoji I posted to send me again
Step my view and look more decent words
Add a few laughter and crying is the limit of his expression ability
I don’t know if I am tired of creating the topic, I look really cheap
Share a video and wait for his feedback mood
He returned to a haha to prove that the read is really read
I say this video tells a tragic story
He quickly copied a comment at zero -frame and transferred artificial customer service
You human -computer transferred me artificially
If you are sending a message, you can't call if you don't call back a phone call
You human -computer transferred me artificially
You said that the busy customer service is busy everything
Although his garbled language is enough to make quantum collision
But I still want to treat you as the object of my talked
I didn’t forget that he was good at me and stayed on my mouth
My human -machine friend asked me to provide you with vocabulary
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OWEN欧阳子文 Lyrics – 人机朋友 (Ren Ji Peng You)
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