探偵弱音ハクの憂鬱 Lyrics – オワタP

探偵弱音ハクの憂鬱 歌詞 Lyrics by オワタP

私の名前は弱音ハク　しがない普通の探偵さ
町はずれにある小さな事務所で　こそこそ毎日活動中
いつかは眠りの○五郎みたいに　事件を解決してみたいけれど
来るのはそもそも事件じゃないから　こんなの全然ツマンネー！

あー　私を頼る人達　浮気の調査に飼い猫捜索
あー　いつかは私
ずばっとまるっとぱぱっとどかんと　迷宮入りした事件を解決
新聞一面飾って笑顔で　イェイ！^^v

たとえばたまたま懸賞当たって無料でツアーに参加ができて
たとえば舞台が孤島の洋館怪しい主人が出迎えてくれて
たとえばいきなり台風直撃身動きとれずに電話も使えず
たとえばなんだか一緒の参加者色々不穏な行動しだして

たとえば島には財宝伝説　たとえばいきなりゲームがスタート
たとえば参加者険悪ムードで　たとえば雰囲気最悪状態
たとえば(省略) たとえば(省略) たとえば(省略) たとえば(省略)
たとえば翌朝ふと起きてみたら　主人が自室で殺されて

あー　こんな事件は起きない　空想哲学必然命題
あー　いつかは私
事件の臭いを探して見つけて　ちゃっかりしっかりチャンスをうかがう
俺無事帰れば結婚するんだ　はっw

ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　です　ですです Death Death
Death　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　です　です　デス Death
あー　死亡フラグを見つけて　一人でツッコミ被害者判明
あー　いつかは私

統計学的高度な情報　駆使して事前に事件を解決
犯罪心理を掌握それいけ　ハイ☆
なぁに、大丈夫。すぐに追いつくさ。 (死亡フラグ！)
あら、こんな時間に誰かきたみたい…… (死亡フラグ！)

やったか……？へへ、ざまぁみろw (死亡フラグ！)
こんなところにいたくない！ 私部屋に戻る！ (死亡フラグ！)
冥土の土産に教えてやろう！ (死亡フラグ！)
な、なんだ。ただの猫か…… (死亡フラグ！)

か、金か？！ 金が欲しいのか！ いくらでもある！ (死亡フラグ！)
素晴らしい！ 最高の化け物が出来た！ (死亡フラグ！)
あー　世の中理不尽なこと　街中溢れて七転八倒
あー　いつかは私

探偵稼業で芸能界入り　雑誌も連載気がつきゃミリオン
事件を解決テレビで放映　キャ
ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　です　ですです Death Death
Death　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　です　です　デス Death

あー　このまま毎日これじゃ　人生全然楽しくないじゃん！
あー　いつかは私
定石約束さらっと無視して　手段も道理も関係ないよね
予想も出来ない方向目指して　視聴者全員騙して欺く

タブーもやっちゃえ文句は厳禁　ここでは私がいわゆるルールさ
それこそ私が望んだ物語
ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　です　ですです Death Death
Death　ご愁傷様です　ご愁傷様です　です　です　デス Death

科学の力で警察活躍　探偵登場出来ずに終了
最初の犠牲者いきなり探偵　そのまま事件は即迷宮入り
結局犯人捕まえられずに「俺たちの事件まだまだこれから！」
完全犯罪成立達成！ 事件がばれずに平和でいいじゃん！

あー　どうしてこんな結末　探偵稼業も楽ではないよね
あー　いつかは私
ずばっとまるっとぱぱっとどかんと　迷宮入りした事件を解決
事件の臭いを探して見つけて　ちゃっかりしっかりチャンスをうかがう

探偵稼業で芸能界入り　雑誌も連載気がつきゃミリオン
それこそ私が望んだ物語？ 無理でした＼(^o^)／
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探偵弱音ハクの憂鬱 Lyrics Romanized

Watashinonamaeha yowane haku shiganai futsu no tantei-sa
machihazure ni aru chisana jimusho de kosokoso Mainichi katsudo-chu
itsuka wa nemuri no ￮ Goro mitai ni jiken o kaiketsu sh#te mitaikeredo
kuru no wa somosomo jiken janaikara kon’na no zenzen tsuman’ne!

A ̄ watashi o tayoru hitotachi uwaki no chosa ni kai neko sosaku
a ̄ itsuka wa watashi
zuba tto maru tto papatto do kan to meikyu-iri shita jiken o kaiketsu
shinbun ichimen kazatte egao de i~ei! ^ ^ V

tatoeba tamatama kensho atatte muryo de tsua ni sanka ga dekite
tatoeba butai ga koto no yokan ayashi shujin ga demukaete kurete
tatoeba ikinari taifu chokugeki miugoki torezu ni denwa mo tsukaezu
tatoeba nandaka issho no sankasha iroiro fuon’na kodo shi dashite

tatoeba shima ni wa zaiho densetsu tatoeba ikinari gemu ga sutato
tatoeba sankasha ken’aku mudode tatoeba fun’iki saiaku jotai
tatoeba (shoryaku) tatoeba (shoryaku) tatoeba (shoryaku) tatoeba (shoryaku)
tatoeba yokuasa futo okite mitara shujin ga jishitsu de korosa rete

a ̄ kon’na jiken wa okinai kuso tetsugaku hitsuzen meidai
a ̄ itsuka wa watashi
jiken no nioi o sagashite mitsukete chakkari shikkari chansu o ukagau
ore buji kaereba kekkon suru nda ha~tsuw

goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesudesudesudesu Death Death
Death goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesudesudesudesu Death
a ̄ shibo furagu o mitsukete hitori de tsukkomi higaisha hanmei
a ̄ itsuka wa watashi

tokeigakuteki kodona joho kushi sh#te jizen ni jiken o kaiketsu
hanzai shinri o shoaku sore ike hai ☆
na ni, daijobu. Sugu ni oitsuku sa. (Shibo furagu!)
Ara, kon’na-jikan ni dareka kita mitai…… (shibo furagu!)

Yatta ka……? E e, zama ~amiro w (shibo furagu!)
Kon’na tokoro ni itakunai! Watashi heya ni modoru! (Shibo furagu!)
Meido no miyage ni oshiete yarou! (Shibo furagu!)
Na,na nda. Tada no neko ka…… (shibo furagu!)

Ka,-kin ka? ! Kin ga hoshi no ka! Ikurademo aru! (Shibo furagu!)
Subarashi! Saiko no bakemono ga dekita! (Shibo furagu!)
A ̄ yononaka rifujin’na koto Machinaka afurete shichitenhatto
a ̄ itsuka wa watashi

tantei kagyo de geino-kai-iri zasshi mo rensai kigatsukya mirion
jiken o kaiketsu terebi de hoei kya
goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesudesudesudesu Death Death
Death goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesudesudesudesu Death

a ̄ konomama Mainichi kore ja jinsei zenzen tanoshikunaijan!
A ̄ itsuka wa watashi
joseki yakusoku sara tto mushi sh#te shudan mo dori mo kankeinai yo ne
yoso mo dekinai hoko mezashite shicho-sha zen’in damashite azamuku

tabu mo yatchae monku wa genkin kokode wa watashi ga iwayuru ruru-sa
sore koso watashi ga nozonda monogatari
goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesudesudesudesu Death Death
Death goshushosamadesu goshushosamadesudesudesudesu Death

kagaku no chikara de keisatsu katsuyaku tantei tojo dekizu ni shuryo
saisho no gisei-sha ikinari tantei sonomama jiken wa soku meikyu-iri
kekkyoku han’nin tsukamae rarezu ni `oretachi no jiken madamada korekara!’
Kanzen hanzai seiritsu tassei! Jiken ga barezu ni heiwade ijan!

A ̄ doshite kon’na ketsumatsu tantei kagyo mo rakude wa nai yo ne
a ̄ itsuka wa watashi
zuba tto maru tto papatto do kan to meikyu-iri shita jiken o kaiketsu
jiken no nioi o sagashite mitsukete chakkari shikkari chansu o ukagau

tantei kagyo de geino-kai-iri zasshi mo rensai kigatsukya mirion
sore koso watashi ga nozonda monogatari? Murideshita\ (^ o ^)/
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探偵弱音ハクの憂鬱 Lyrics English

My name is an ordinary detective with no weak sounds
A small office on the outskirts of town that is active every day
Someday I want to solve the case like sleeping ○ Goro
It’s not an incident in the first place, so it’s such a tsumanne!

Ah, people who rely on me search for domestic cats to investigate cheating
Ah, someday I
Resolve the case of entering the labyrinth
Decorate the newspaper with a smile, yeah! ^^ v

For example, I happened to win a prize and participate in a tour for free.
For example, a suspicious master of a Western-style building on an isolated island welcomes me.
For example, suddenly I couldn’t move directly to the typhoon and couldn’t use the phone.
For example, somehow the participants started to act disturbingly.

For example, a treasure legend on an island, for example, a game starts suddenly
For example, in a terrible mood of participants, for example, the worst atmosphere
For example (omitted) For example (omitted) For example (omitted) For example (omitted)
For example, when I suddenly woke up the next morning, my husband was killed in my room.

Ah, such an incident does not occur. Fancy philosophy inevitable proposition
Ah, someday I
Look for the smell of the incident, find it, and look for a chance.
I’ll get married if I return safely.

It’s a pity, it’s a pity, it’s a pity, it’s a death death
Death is a grief. It is a grief. Death Death
Ah, I found the death flag and found out the victim of Tsukkomi alone
Ah, someday I

Resolve the case in advance by making full use of statistically advanced information
Take control of criminal psychology, high ☆
Well, it’s okay. I’ll catch up soon. (death flag!)
Oh, it looks like someone came at this time … (death flag!)

Did you do it …? Hehe, Zamamiro w (death flag!)
I don’t want to be in such a place! Return to my room! (death flag!)
Let’s teach the souvenirs of the dark soil! (death flag!)
What is it? Is it just a cat … (death flag!)

Or money? !! Do you want money! There are many! (death flag!)
Great! The best monster was made! (death flag!)
Ah, unreasonable things in the world overflowing in the city
Ah, someday I

Entered the entertainment world as a detective business. Magazines are serialized.
Resolve the case Broadcast on TV
It’s a pity, it’s a pity, it’s a pity, it’s a death death
Death is a grief. It is a grief. Death Death

Ah, this isn’t fun every day as it is!
Ah, someday I
Ignore the joseki promise lightly, it doesn’t matter what the means or reason
Aiming in an unpredictable direction, deceive all viewers and deceive

Don’t complain about taboo, I’m the so-called rule here
That’s the story I wanted
It’s a pity, it’s a pity, it’s a pity, it’s a death death
Death is a grief. It is a grief. Death Death

Police activity with the power of science ends without being able to appear as a detective
The first victim suddenly the detective entered the labyrinth as it was
After all, the criminal was not caught and “Our case is yet to come!”
Achieved perfect crime! It’s okay to be peaceful without the incident being revealed!

Ah, why isn’t it easy to have a detective business like this?
Ah, someday I
Resolve the case of entering the labyrinth
Look for the smell of the incident, find it, and look for a chance.

Entered the entertainment world as a detective business. Magazines are serialized.
Is that the story I wanted? It was impossible \ (^ o ^) /
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