看上去
这个笑话不太有趣
面部肌肉扭曲
感情一片废墟
比赛到了决胜局
连续三网没捕到鱼
连续十三天下雨
病情恶化又加剧
大戈壁的大滚筒的手指头红肿
他目光炯炯地享受按着核按钮的 middle finger
根本看不到地球上大多数人对他比出来的 middle finger
谁能掰断他的 middle finger？
昨晚又做了噩梦
梦见自己睡在陨石坑
身边全是羊驼朝你吐口水
你带着烈焰红唇的吊坠
欣赏两只水母在交汇
真惭愧
已经十年没有流过泪
已经第七次把玻璃心给摔粉碎
从来没为笑掉大牙做准备
虽然但是既然如此无耻
不如不妨不慌不忙一笑置之
周士爵:
实事求是水土流失
久而久之南城旧事
终极优势正式幼稚
斯是陋室无效救治
重新观察用童心观察从心中坍塌
在心中谩骂天呐没人能管他
两个好朋友一个好极了一个别提了
舞台和素材妙极了新荒蛮故事结集了
人往往在最危急的时刻知道该怎么做
在最安稳的时刻不小心毁了自个儿
你已从一无所有中收获了太多快乐
也在寻找人性深度时收获了太多浅薄
财富小目标一个亿说出来有多无知
态度躺平不到三十说出来有多务实
深明委曲求全不明大义大吉大利
玩物丧志那看看多少游戏公司上市
推而广之难以防治
生活方式无的放矢
新鲜尝试审判将至
两句唐诗打个响指
童漠男:
最近很多人就会问我一个问题
就是问我说你为什么要叫童漠男
是不是想做一个冷漠的男人
怎么会有这样的一个问题？
这个名字，是我爸给我起的
我爸是经常会有一些忧郁伤感情绪的一个人
他起这个名字匪夷所思你们都不敢相信
意思就是，沙漠里，有一个男人
因为我爸觉得这个人足够倒霉
好不容易到沙漠里了，征服了这片沙漠
成了沙漠里的王，但是
没有人知道，他还是一样的孤独
不可能发一个朋友圈在那儿炫耀
还是没有虚荣心可以让他得到满足
我爸就是那种就是很诡异
他经常能从很多事情当中获得这种伤感的情绪
我小时候，给我爸讲莱特兄弟的故事
我说，爸，你看，这就是人类的创造力
我爸说，漠男，你看，人类就是贪婪
看见只鸟，说，发明个飞机啊
看见只蝙蝠，说，发明个雷达啊
看见只貂，说，你挺暖和啊
扒下来给我披上吧
我跟我爸去吃肯德基我爸能觉得劲脆鸡腿堡很伤感
他说漠男你看，都是鸡腿堡
无非它是比香辣的那个少了点儿辣味儿
它就没有香辣鸡腿堡受人欢迎
这是不是非常的伤感？
我说爸我倒不觉得伤感，我感到庆幸
得亏咱家是九一年之后才吃到的肯德基
否则今天站在台上讲段子的
可能就叫:童劲脆
谢谢大家我是童漠男
拜拜
Recorded By 小老虎, 尹冲
Mixed By Cy.S @Quark Studio, 也是福
Mastered By Cy.S @Quark Studio
Photo By 周士爵
Design By 金鹿
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一笑置之 (Yi Xiao Zhi Zhi) Lyrics Pinyin
Kan shangqu
zhege xiaohua bu tai youqu
mianbu jirou niuqu
ganqing yipian feixu
bisai daole juesheng ju
lianxu san wang mei bu dao yu
lianxu shisan tianxia yu
bingqing ehua you jiaju
da gebi de da guntong de shouzhi tou hongzhong
ta muguang jiongjiong de xiangshou anzhe he anniu de middle finger
genben kan bu dao diqiu shang da duoshu ren dui ta bi chulai de middle finger
shei neng bai duan ta de middle finger?
Zuo wan you zuole emeng
meng jian ziji shui zai yunshi keng
shenbian quan shi yang tuo chao ni tukou shui
ni daizhe lieyan hong chun de diaozhui
xinshang liang zhi shuimu zai jiaohui
zhen cankui
yijing shi nian meiyou liuguo lei
yijing di qi ci ba boli xin gei shuai fensui
conglai mei wei xiao diao daya zuo zhunbei
suiran danshi jiran ruci wuchi
buru bufang bu huang bu mang yixiaozhizhi
zhou shijue:
Shishiqiushi shuitu liushi
jiu’erjiuzhi nancheng jiushi
zhongji youshi zhengshi youzhi
si shi loushi wuxiao jiuzhi
chongxin guancha yong tongxin guancha cong xinzhong tanta
zai xinzhong manma tian na mei ren nengguan ta
liang ge hao pengyou yige hao jile yige bietile
wutai he sucai miao jile xin huang man gushi jiejile
ren wangwang zai zui weiji de shike zhidao gai zenme zuo
zai zui anwen de shike bu xiaoxin huile zi ge er
ni yi cong yiwusuoyou zhong shouhuole tai duo kuaile
ye zai xunzhao renxing shendu shi shouhuole tai duo qianbo
caifu xiao mubiao yige yi shuo chulai you duo wuzhi
taidu tang ping bu dao sanshi shuo chulai you duo wushi
shen ming weiquqiuquan buming dayi daji dali
wanwusangzhi na kan kan duoshao youxi gongsi shangshi
tui er guang zhi nanyi fangzhi
shenghuo fangshi wudifangshi
xinxian changshi shenpan jiang zhi
liang ju tangshi da ge xiangzhi
tongmonan:
Zuijin henduo ren jiu hui wen wo yige wenti
jiushi wen wo shuo ni weisheme yao jiao tongmonan
shi bushi xiang zuo yige lengmo de nanren
zenme hui you zheyang de yige wenti?
Zhege mingzi, shi wo ba gei wo qi de
wo ba shi jingchang hui you yixie youyu shanggan qingxu de yige ren
ta qi zhege mingzi feiyisuosi nimen dou bu gan xiangxin
yisi jiushi, shamo li, you yige nanren
yinwei wo ba juede zhege ren zugou daomei
haobu rongyi dao shamo lile, zhengfule zhe pian shamo
chengle shamo li de wang, danshi
meiyou ren zhidao, ta haishi yiyang de gudu
bu keneng fa yige pengyou quan zai na’er xuanyao
haishi meiyou xurong xin keyi rang ta dedao manzu
wo ba jiushi na zhong jiushi hen guiyi
ta jingchang neng cong henduo shiqing dangzhong huode zhe zhong shanggan de qingxu
wo xiaoshihou, gei wo ba jiang laite xiongdi de gushi
wo shuo, ba, ni kan, zhe jiushi renlei de chuangzao li
wo ba shuo, mo nan, ni kan, renlei jiushi tanlan
kanjian zhi niao, shuo, faming ge feiji a
kanjian zhi bianfu, shuo, faming ge leida a
kanjian zhi diao, shuo, ni ting nuanhuo a
ba xialai gei wo pi shang ba
wo gen wo ba qu chi kendeji wo ba neng juede jin cui jitui bao hen shanggan
ta shuo mo nan ni kan, dou shi jitui bao
wufei ta shi bi xiang la di nage shaole dian er la wei er
ta jiu meiyou xiang la jitui bao shou ren huanying
zhe shi bushi feichang de shanggan?
Wo shuo ba wo dao bu juede shanggan, wo gandao qingxing
dei kui zan jia shi jiuyi nian zhihou cai chi dao de kendeji
fouze jintian zhan zai tai shang jiang duanzi de
keneng jiu jiao: Tong jin cui
xiexie dajia wo shi tongmonan
baibai
Recorded By xiao laohu, yin chong
Mixed By Cy.S@Quark Studio, yeshi fu
Mastered By Cy.S@Quark Studio
Photo By zhou shijue
Design By jin lu
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一笑置之 (Yi Xiao Zhi Zhi) Lyrics English
Look
This joke is not very interesting
Facial muscle distortion
Emotional ruins
The competition has arrived
Fish did not catch the three consecutive nets
It rains thirteen consecutive days
The condition worsen and exacerbated
The fingers of Da Gobi’s big drum are red and swollen
He enjoyed the Middle Finger of the nuclear button
I can’t see the Middle Finger compared to him on the earth at all
Who can cut off his Middle Finger?
I had a nightmare again last night
Dreaming of sleeping in a meteorite pit
There are alpacas, you vomit water at you
You have a pendant with a flame red lips
Appreciate the two jellyfish in the meeting
Really ashamed
I haven’t shed tears for ten years
Has the seventh time the glass heart was smashed
I have never prepared for laughing the big teeth
Although but since so shameless
It’s better not to panic without a hurry
Zhou Shijue:
Seeking truth from facts is soil and soil loss
Over time, the old things in Nancheng
The ultimate advantage is officially naive
Sri Lanka is an invalid treatment
Re -observe with childlike observation to collapse from the heart
No one can care about him in his heart
Two good friends, one is very good and one mention
The stage and the material are very beautiful.
People often know what to do at the most critical moment
I accidentally ruined myself at the most stable moment
You have gained too much happiness from nothing
I also gained too much shallow when looking for the depth of human nature
How ignorant the wealth goal is one billion that says, how ignorant it is
How pragmatic is lying in less than thirty?
It is clear that the vocabulary is unknown, the Italian is auspicious
Playing funerals, see how many game companies are listed
It is difficult to prevent and control
There is no way of life
Fresh attempts are coming
Two sentences of Tang poetry hit a finger
Tong Mo Nan:
Many people will ask me a question recently
Just ask me why you call Tong Mo Nan
Do you want to be an indifferent man?
How can there be such a problem?
This name was given to me by my dad
My dad is a person who often has some melancholy and sad emotions
If he gets this name, you can’t believe it
This means that there is a man in the desert
Because my dad thinks this person is unlucky enough
I finally went to the desert and conquered this desert
Become a king in the desert, but
No one knows, he is still the same lonely
It is impossible to send a circle of friends to show off here
Still no vanity can make him satisfied
My dad is that kind of weird
He can often get this sad emotion from many things
When I was a child, I told my dad’s story about the Wright brothers
I said, dad, you see, this is the creativity of human beings
My dad said, Men, you see, humans are greedy
Seeing a bird, saying, invent a plane
Seeing only bats, saying, invent a radar
Seeing only a mink, saying, you are quite warm
Cut it down and put it on me
My dad and I went to eat KFC. My dad can feel the crispy chicken leg fortress is sad
He said that the desert man, you see, it’s all chicken legs
It is nothing more than the spicy one less spicy taste
It has no spicy chicken legs.
Is this very sad?
I said Dad, I don’t feel sad, I am glad
You have to lose our family is KFC, which was eaten after 1991
Otherwise, stand on the stage today and talk about paragraphs
Maybe it is called: Tong Jin crispy
Thank you for everyone, I am a Tong Mo Nan
Bye-Bye
Recorded by little tiger, Yin Chong
Mixed by cy.S @quark Studio, also a blessing
Master by cy.S @quark Studio
Photo by Zhou Shijue
Design by Golden Deer
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Xiao Lao Hu (小老虎), Ye Shi Fu (也是福), Zhou Shi Jue (周士爵), Tong Mo Nan (童漠男) Lyrics – 一笑置之 (Yi Xiao Zhi Zhi)
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